Oh, to dream of Kleenex,
the Kleenex you only
love me for.
Soft plush Kleenex,
double ply,
kiss those runny noses
goodbye.
And with lotion
built right in,
who could ask for
more, my friend?
You love my Kleenex
more than me,
and it is easy to see,
if I always have Kleenex
then, you my love,
will stay with me.
Oh, I forgot,
you like Puffs.
