out of the closet

Copyright © January 22, 2002 by Richard J. Sereday Jr.
All rights reserved

Yes, it's true what you heard. 
I did come out of the closet the other day. 
Now the whole world knows. 

I am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body, 
and I only like women. 

And I have all the play toys 
we Lesbians like, built right in, 

but one warning, 
this thing's loaded. 

You know what?, 
I'm not even trying to fight this thing, 
but I'm just going with the flow. 

I'm sorry but I just can't help it, 
I can't fight the feelings 
and I don't even want to, 
to tell you the true. 

So I guess this is how it will be 
from this day forward. 

Wow, me a Lesbian, 
Wow, way too cool.

Now that I think about it,

I guess I always was a Lesbian
for as long as I can remember,
because I always only liked women.

PS. Oh, and of coarse, no batteries required.