Drunk Driver

Copyright © 2001 by Richard J. Sereday Jr.
All rights reserved

All over the road,
from lane to lane,
a tire jumps off the curb.

The brake lights,
and all of the sudden stops,
it must be that invisible cow ahead?

70 miles an hour then 35,
keep driving like this 
and you won't be alive.

To all other drivers, 
this guy is a danger.

Worse than those Firestones 
on Ford Exploders or Rangers.

This kid I'm behind,
must be a drunk punk.

His front end will end up
in somebodies trunk.

No wait that's my Uncle,
he's on his way,

to take Grandma home,
at the end of the day.

I really think 
they need one of those 
little plastic St. Christopher's 
to ride on the dash.