Slugger breaks all time
home run record for a
single game.

Rick "McGwire" Sereday breaks long lost twin brother Mark's all time
"home runs in a single season" record of 70 home runs with 72 homers
in a single game, as fans in a packed house go crazy, burning cars in the
streets after the game, killing seventy, and injuring seventy two with
sluggers record breaking bat in celebration riots.

When asked about his new record Rick told reporters:

"ain't no thing, studs is as studs duzzzz"