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Copyright © April 1, 2002 by Richard J. Sereday Jr.
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In the MicroSoft Access Database class I was in in, my instructor ask me to write her a poem to remember me by. We were talking about opening day baseball games earlier and that kind of thing, so anyway I whipped this one up in nothing flat for fun.
She loved it:)"

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If I was instructing this class,
I’ll tell you what I’d do.

I’d take all these wonderfully bright students
and take them to the zoo.

And when we saw the “lions and tigers and bears”, oh my,
I’d draw upon all my courage, and poke those critters in the eye.

Then the opening day game is where we’d be,
with brewskies and hot dogs, the bill is on me.

Then maybe some hookers, hey what the hell,
cause if I was the instructor, my sh_t wouldn’t smell.

April Access Fools

Copyright © April 1, 2002 by Richard J. Sereday Jr. All rights reserved

In the MicroSoft Access Database class I was in in, my instructor ask me to write her a poem to remember me by. We were talking about opening day baseball games earlier and that kind of thing, so anyway I whipped this one up in nothing flat for fun. She loved it:)"

Copyright © April 1, 2002 by Richard J. Sereday Jr.
All rights reserved

In the MicroSoft Access Database class I was in in, my instructor ask me to write her a poem to remember me by. We were talking about opening day baseball games earlier and that kind of thing, so anyway I whipped this one up in nothing flat for fun.
She loved it:)"