I ran around the town all day
hanging signs and they did say
I'm ready to give my friendship away
please apply within
best friend available for a nominal fee,
I might even give it a way for free
you could have a lot of fun with me
and become my new best friend
I once had a best friend I thought was true
but one day the next thing I knew
she did find a replacement for me
and left out in the cold I be
how can you go from only to last
being thrown out to land on your ass
as I sit and watch my hours passed
onto another that will not last
she gave it all away from me
and to another gave it for free
and left me in this place I be
with little to no time left to see
she was the oxygen that I breathe
my heart and lungs did have the need
now I find no way to survive
without enough oxygen to keep me alive
Isn't it ironic how the second half of the word friend is "end"?