Newsflash
Another terrorist plot has been uncovered and the
would be perpetrator is being held with a twenty
two million dollar bond hanging over his head.
It seems as though the plot was to get onto a plane
and sit by one of the emergency exits, and once in
fight and at altitude, the plan was to open the door,
walk out on the wing, and throw a shoe into the
engine destroying it and causing the plane to crash.
Investigators found a whole closet full of shoes at
the terrorist's home and are holding them as evidence.
At this time the shoe size of the terrorist is not being released.
All future fights will be prohibiting footwear of any kind.
