Santa, you fucker

Copyright © December 27, 2005 by Richard J. Sereday Jr.
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Santa, you fucker,
what a prick,

why did you have to be
such a big dick,

I was as good as
anyone could be.

And I only had
one thing I wanted for me.

Just one thing
on my list,

easy enough, 
how could it
you miss?

I wrote it as plain
as could be,

but it was
nowhere in sight,

To the contrary,
there was a sack full of pain,
that was dusted by fairies,
and sprinkled like rain.

How was this,
how could it be,

as good as I was,
I just couldn't see,

why I still had to endure
such greatest of pain,
just like before,
without refrain.

What had happened,
had you lost my list,

I hold it again
in clinched fist,

screaming to you,
oh why,
oh why.

Just one thing
that mattered to me,
on my list,
so plain to see.