I'm not smart,
but I'm not dumb,
I can walk
and still chew gum,
without spitting it
across the floor,
so what do you
think of that?
I have a honey
who once did
something funny.
She got tired
of her gum,
so watch out
here it comes,
and don't get
in her way.
She spit it
across the floor,
and almost got us
kicked out the door,
so what do you
think of that?